I live life on the edge. I laugh in the face of danger.

You know you're life has taken a sad, sad turn when you're idea of danger is laying in bed, playing solitaire on your iPhone with the fear of God in you that the light from the phone will wake your sleeping toddler who is mere feet away.

Sad, right?

That's about as dangerous as life has been lately. Blog has been neglected, eyebrows have been neglected, swimsuit body...well, that's just too far gone at this point. We're past neglected on that one.

On another topic...can someone please explain to me why my son is obsessed with dog poop? He marches around the house singing, "let's go see the dog poopy!" Then he'll proceed to tell me he wants to eat it. Ummmm....I've never fed him dog poop before. At least not that I'm aware of. What the hell could be so appetizing about it? Ahh, toddler boys. Gotta love them.

Avery is imitating every little thing that Luca does. Luca decides he wants to eat his dinner like a dog so Avery proceeds to go face first into her plate also. Monkey see, monkey do. Luca climbs on top of furniture....Avery is right behind him. She is completely fearless too. Especially around water. Which throws me into cardiac arrest every 2.5 seconds.

This post goes out to my wonderful friend Kate whom I've so neglected by not blogging as much. I promise I'll try to get back in the swing of things!!!